Meet The Dandy — a crow with opinions, a top hat, and an unshakable sense of aesthetic superiority. He presides over your wall like a tenured professor who has read more than you and isn't afraid to say so.
Hand-designed by Chaos & Wit and laser-cut from premium acrylic, The Dandy runs on a silent quartz movement. Each non-tick is a tiny, judgmental nod to time well wasted.
Features
Laser-cut acrylic — crisp lines, no chipping, no fading
Silent quartz movement — ticks without an audible tick, so you can hear yourself think
Single-point wall mount — hangs on a nail or picture hook
One AA battery included
Dimensions
Approx. 12" W × 12" H
Materials
Laser-cut acrylic, quartz clock movement
Care
Dust gently with a dry microfiber cloth. Avoid direct sunlight — The Dandy is dramatic, and acrylic fades. Keep him in the library, or at least somewhere with good lighting and better books.
Made for
Dark academia devotees, gothic home decor enthusiasts, Halloween-year-round types, weird gift-givers, and anyone who thinks a clock should have a personality (and a vocabulary).
The fine print
Each piece is hand-finished in our small studio. Small variations in finish, alignment, or laser score are normal — they're part of the charm, not a defect. Acrylic colours read slightly differently on every screen; our photography is as accurate as we can get it, but the in-person piece is the final word.
