Introducing The UFO — a flying saucer wall clock with a cow pendulum, because somewhere out there, a cow is having the weirdest Tuesday of her life.
She was minding her own business. Chewing cud. Staring at a fence. Normal cow things. And then — the light, the beam, the gentle levitation, the existential questions. Now she swings beneath a chrome-toned saucer, suspended in mid-abduction. She's resigned. She's fine.
This is the clock for people whose homes are 30% kitsch, 70% conversation starter, and 100% unwilling to take themselves seriously.
Features
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Laser-cut acrylic saucer with motorized swinging cow pendulum
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Silent quartz movement
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Gentle, inevitable pendulum swing
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Single-point wall mount
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Two AA batteries included — one for the clock, one for the pendulum
Dimensions
Approx. 17.5" W × 17" H
Materials
Laser-cut acrylic (metallic silver saucer), quartz clock movement, clear pendulum rod
Care
Dust gently with a dry cloth. Do not submerge. Do not attempt to return her to Earth — she has made peace with it.
Made for
Sci-fi fans, cryptid enthusiasts, anyone who owns more than two alien figurines, and that one friend whose apartment is a museum of weird.
The fine print
Each piece is hand-finished in our small studio. Small variations in finish, alignment, or laser score are part of the charm, not a defect. Acrylic colours read slightly differently on every screen; the in-person piece is the final word.
Ca-Caw.
